porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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hollowfawn:

accidentally calls ur dad bae 

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sea-shells-sea-shore:

when you’ve looked at a word so long that you progressively think “is this even spelt right? is this even a word? is this even English?” until you’re like “who even am I?” and begin having an existential crisis over your homework

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mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

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  • 6 hours ago
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cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

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  • 6 hours ago
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wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

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subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

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unpopuler:

when the person you hate tries joking with you

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